My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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