I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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