The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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