god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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