i just wanna soil my oats bro
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
