IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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