suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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