Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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