Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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