ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm getting married
To pizza
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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