this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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