My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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