margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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