were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Can I color on your dick again?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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