I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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