first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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