Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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