You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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