As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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