Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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