I just made out with a guy for $7.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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