Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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