it was like eating out sand paper
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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