You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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