the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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