Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Sorry my hands just texted you
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
do nipples grow back?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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