Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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