This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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