when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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