So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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