So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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