The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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