I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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