You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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