what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
this will be a night to untag.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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