her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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