It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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