Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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