Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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