Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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