Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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