If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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