What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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