Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I intend to get homeless drunk
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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