Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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