Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Can I color on your dick again?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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