Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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