Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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