Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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