i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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