you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You did what with his pubic hair?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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