i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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