they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
