Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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