He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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