I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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