She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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