Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Sorry about my life...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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